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Yay, You're an A.S.S. Congratulations on Becoming an A.S.S.!Yay, You're an A.S.S. by =chocolatecrusade
Dearest PETA member,
We know an animal lover when we see one. We would like to thank you for spending every single cent of your kid's college savings to help fund our publicity stunts. We're also quite grateful that you've spent 20 hours this past week educating the masses on the horrors of lobster massacre rather than taking that time to work at the soup kitchen like you promised your saving-less children. In fact, you're receiving this one-of-a-kind hand-typed letter because of your commitment to PETA.
You see, you have been picked by a group of people who have nothing to do with their life except g
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